Damn, I really wanted to hate on Dad again. He has the butler and maid to look after him. After a WACKY MONTAGE of Kevin’s new life, Dad and ho wife are heading out for a press thing, so they leave kevin home alone.īecause it’s not like leaving Kevin home alone has caused harm before! She’s relived to know he’s okay, and so now kevin is with Dad for a while. “This is a smart house kevin, it does whatever you want it to”Īnd just after I call him out, Dad calls Mom and tells her Then Rich ho tells Kevin something interesting And yes, Dad just accepts this and doesn’t, you know, call Mom and tell her Kevin randomly showed up.Įveryone in this movie is a horrible person. So Kevin shows up in a cab…because kids can do that, and decides he wants to live with Dad since his current life sucks. The excuse for Harry not being here is that Marv saw that Harry’s plans just keep landing him in jail, but the real explanation is lazy writing. His robbing days are over, so he just plans to kidnap the prince of that royal family. So we are now with Marv and his new partner, named Vera. Also, they were spying on a rich couple, (who turns out to be Kevin’s dad and Miss hot rich ho) who start to make out…then the curtains close, and Marv says “just when it was getting good”. So now we cut to our old friend Marv, now played by Inspector lame-o himself, French stewart. Geez, your oldest son is being a huge prick? Eh, he’ll tire himself out eventually. Mom comes home a bit later, and Kevin says how horrible Buzz is, but she shrugs it off like it’s nothing. Well, clearly the writers didn’t think ,as they had no brains. You think he’d learn to be a nicer person. You think after the first two movies, he’d learn to not fuck with Kevin. So Kevin’s older brother returns to torment him. Kevin passes on it, since as I said, Dad left his wife and 8 months later he’s with a rich bitch. Everyone in this movie is a horrible person.Īnyway, he invites the kids to come over to rich bitch’s place, cuz they are expecting the visit of a royal family. So he left his old wife, for some rich bitch. Oh, and then we find out the new wife is rich. Oh, okay, they’ve been divorced for like half a year. So wait, you are just getting divorce…and you’ve already decided to go on to the next ho? Prick. He tells her he is already set to get remarried. The dad drops by for a visit to talk to Mm. Way to remind Mom of that horrible experience, you prick. KEVIN: I can stay home alone! I’ve done it before! The older brother wants to go to the movies, but cannot since he has to look after kevin while Mom is gone. So Kevin’s siblings start picking on him, and Mom does nothing, because she’s still a horrible parent. We’ll find the lost city of atlantis before we find out why they got divorced. Okay, the parents are actually getting divorced. He is depressed because his dad is being written out of the script because this movie is lazy, but Mom tells him Christmas will still be fun like usual. Hey, this one has Kevin in it! It’s already better than home alone 3, cuz it’s connected to Home Alone! Kevin, played by a different actor, is watching a video recording of last year’s Christmas with the family. The movie opens at Christmas time, where we meet the family, played by unknown actors you can just look up. Maybe it will be a TV movie.Īnd maybe, it won’t be as bad as today’s shit. And maybe, just maybe, you will make part 4. But then part 3 comes alone, and it has nothing to do with the first 2, and it is incredibly dumb. But some movie’s don’t need one, and yet one is made. If you put enough time and energy into a sequel. Welcome back to So Bad It’s Horrible Month!
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